Anyone who has been at this age milestone, will more or less agree with my non-sweaty things that I am about to list below...Well and if you dont then you either havent reached that milestone yet or we just agree to disagree then-
- Orgasm is overrated! (It is!) You wont have it every-time you fuck someone! Lets just say there are other ways to get one as well!
- Does Not matter if you didnt get their name ,right! Apologize , Flash your most Gracious Smile and Move On..
- Never mind if you didnt get invited to the hippest party in town! There is always the next one..
- Your Mom/Dad not proud of you! Well..it does not matter in the end, as long they love you and you...
- Your hair cannot be pretty everyday, even if you are model or an actor...You WILL have bad hair days. Get over it.
- You WILL spill that tea/coffee/wine on your blouse/shirt/dress just before the important meeting/interview /date. Make a funny story about your clumsiness and carry on with the meeting.
- You will send that nasty text/mail (Read-Full of Bitchy Rants) to the Wrong person( Read Boss/ EX/Ex-BFF). Learn to use Mail Recall ( Simple) or Learn to Lie about Hacked Passwords ( Complex)
- The house does not have to look like a page from Architecture Digest on all days. As long as it is chaos free, it is clean enough!
- Your kids tiffin can have junk once in a while. They are not going to die of not eating the "Well-Balanced" meal EVERYDAY. Let them have fun too, sometimes!
- Not all your files /documents/books have to be alphabetically arranged. You can read English! And if you cant find something, think of it as a treasure hunt.
- Not all parties you host have to have a five-course home-cooked meals. Take-outs can do just fine! Thank you. Its the Alcohol that matters anyway.. *Smirks*
- That chipped nail is not going to make you lose that interview/deal/date. Men dont care so much about those anyways.
- An extra serving of your favorite food (reading unhealthy but delicious) is not going to make you gain those pounds in a day! Its okay to cheat once in a while. And then once its done, its done anyways. Why Sweat it now?
- So that Bitch stole your look/your boyfriend/your important presentation. Trust me Karma is a bigger bitch. It will bite her back! Open that Chardonnay and wait for the news. *grin*
- That Selfie will come out bad sometimes...it does not matter. As long as you like what you see in the mirror.
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