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Don't sweat the small stuff.

Anyone who has been at this age milestone, will more or less agree with my non-sweaty things that I am about to list below...Well and if you dont then you either havent reached that milestone yet or we just agree to disagree then-

  1. Orgasm is overrated! (It is!) You wont have it every-time you fuck someone! Lets just say there are other ways to get one as well!
  2. Does Not matter if you didnt get their name ,right! Apologize , Flash your most Gracious Smile and Move On..
  3. Never mind if you didnt get invited to the hippest party in town! There is always the next one..
  4. Your Mom/Dad not proud of you! Well..it does not matter in the end, as long they love you and you... 
  5. Your hair cannot be pretty everyday, even if you are model or an actor...You WILL have bad hair days. Get over it.
  6. You WILL spill that tea/coffee/wine on your blouse/shirt/dress just before the important meeting/interview /date. Make a funny story about your clumsiness and carry on with the meeting. 
  7. You will send that nasty text/mail (Read-Full of Bitchy Rants) to the Wrong person( Read Boss/ EX/Ex-BFF). Learn to use Mail Recall ( Simple) or Learn to Lie about Hacked Passwords ( Complex)
  8. The house does not have to look like a page from Architecture Digest on all days. As long as it is chaos free, it is clean enough!
  9. Your kids tiffin can have junk once in a while. They are not going to die of not eating the "Well-Balanced" meal EVERYDAY. Let them have fun too, sometimes!
  10. Not all your files /documents/books have to be alphabetically arranged. You can read English! And if you cant find something, think of it as a treasure hunt. 
  11. Not all parties you host have to have a five-course home-cooked meals. Take-outs can do just fine! Thank you. Its the Alcohol that matters anyway.. *Smirks*
  12.  That chipped nail is not going to make you lose that interview/deal/date. Men dont care so much about those anyways.
  13. An extra serving of your favorite food (reading unhealthy but delicious) is not going to make you gain those pounds in a day! Its okay to cheat once in a while. And then once its done, its done anyways. Why Sweat it now?
  14. So that Bitch stole your look/your boyfriend/your important presentation. Trust me Karma is a bigger bitch. It will bite her back! Open that Chardonnay and wait for the news. *grin*
  15. That Selfie will come out bad sometimes...it does not matter. As long as you like what you see in the mirror.
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